U.S. military shot and killed a pregnant Iraqi woman on the way to the hospital:

"Shots were fired to disable the vehicle," the military said in a statement e-mailed to The Associated Press. "Coalition forces later received reports from Iraqi police that two women had died from gunshot wounds ... and one of the females may have been pregnant."

Beautiful. And you gotta love the passive tense here: "Shots were fired to disable the vehicle." So there was basically no human agency? Shots were just fired? Another way to say this is that U.S. soldiers fired their weapons and killed a pregnant Iraqi woman on the way to the hospital. Also, if you want to disable the vehicle, then shouldn't you be aiming at the tires and not the windows? Apparently not, since "disabling" in Pentagon-speak means disabling the car's passenger or, in other words, killing a pregnant Iraqi woman on the way to the hospital.

And the second part, "Coalition forces later received reports from Iraqi police that two women had died from gunshot wounds ... and one of the females may have been pregnant." Why is it the Iraqi police are the ones informing the so-called "coalition" forces instead of, I don't know, the actual soldiers who shot and killed a pregnant Iraqi woman on the way to the hospital? And saying they "died from gunshot wounds" as opposed to acknowledging any human agency in actually doing the shooting, not to mention that since the woman was on the way to the hospital to give birth, I doubt there was any question about whether or not she "may have been pregnant."

Jassim's brother, who was wounded by broken glass, said he did not see any warnings as he sped his sister to the hospital. Her husband was waiting for her there.

What's more plausible, that this guy was listening to the radio to loudly and spaced out on opium so didn't "notice" the clearly marked signs, gates, soldiers, and warning shots? Or that none of these things existed and soldiers just jumped right to the kill shot without any reasonable attempt to communicate.

"I was driving my car at full speed because I did not see any sign or warning from the Americans. It was not until they shot the two bullets that killed my sister and cousin that I stopped," he said. "God take revenge on the Americans and those who brought them here. They have no regard for our lives."

Look, I don't want to put too much blame on the soldiers who shot and killed a pregnant Iraqi woman on the way to the hospital. They're in a shitty situation, they're scared and stressed out because their colleagues are dying every day. And there is no end in sight for them. Of course they're trigger-happy.  Core-Values are out the window when you're in survival mode.  The fault lies with Rumsfeld and Team Chimpy for putting them in this elective illegitimate war in the first place. Likewise, it lies on the MSMs shoulders for continuing to print these sanitized, passive-tense versions of these stories instead of doing their jobs and calling the Pentagon out on it.

Really, scripted on old parchment it is soft and pliable and great for getting out those stubborn dingleberries:

Critics predicted the impact would be sweeping, from silencing police officers who fear retribution for reporting department corruption, to subduing federal employees who want to reveal problems with government hurricane preparedness or terrorist-related security.

Supporters said that it will protect governments from lawsuits filed by disgruntled workers pretending to be legitimate whistleblowers.

So in order to protect from false accusations we'll just get rid of all accusations. Maybe we can pass some more decisions to protect men from those silly rape claims, cops from those ludicrous brutality charges, politicians from those nasty ethics whiners, the military from those silly brown people who should just die en masse already, and Bush from the accusations of being an incompetent nimrod.

Jebus is popping up in some strange places lately. First he's in your omlette and now he's on your playstation. Yeah. He's comin' to kill all the jews, muslims, gays, and democrats he can get his AK-47 on.

Imagine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake America as a Christian theocracy, and establish its worldly vision of the dominion of Christ over all aspects of life. You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City. You are on a mission - both a religious mission and a military mission -- to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state - especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is "to conduct physical and spiritual warfare"; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice. You have never felt so powerful, so driven by a purpose.

The game, linked to this nutjob, is the must-have Christmas item for any hate-filled Christian terrorist:

Gary DeMar stated he'd execute gays only if they were caught indulging in sodomy, but others envision sinners in line for the death penalty would include women who commit adultery or lie about their virginity, blasphemers, witches, children who strike their parents, and gay men. Thus, DeMar is considered somewhat of a liberal in this extreme authoritarian movement.

This is the perfect sequal to last year's budding psychopath toy. Finally, a chance for every 13-year old brainwashee to show his friends how dedicated he is to crusading for the common good and preparing for this years smack-down circle jerk. 

Make sure yours isn't the last kid on the block to suckle at the fiery teat of poppa vengeance!

Chomsky thinks Hamas policy better than U.S. / Israeli. Should make for some interesting afternoon viewing.