Jebus is coming and he's pissed

31 May
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Jebus is popping up in some strange places lately. First he's in your omlette and now he's on your playstation. Yeah. He's comin' to kill all the jews, muslims, gays, and democrats he can get his AK-47 on.

Imagine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake America as a Christian theocracy, and establish its worldly vision of the dominion of Christ over all aspects of life. You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City. You are on a mission - both a religious mission and a military mission -- to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state - especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is "to conduct physical and spiritual warfare"; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice. You have never felt so powerful, so driven by a purpose.

The game, linked to this nutjob, is the must-have Christmas item for any hate-filled Christian terrorist:

Gary DeMar stated he'd execute gays only if they were caught indulging in sodomy, but others envision sinners in line for the death penalty would include women who commit adultery or lie about their virginity, blasphemers, witches, children who strike their parents, and gay men. Thus, DeMar is considered somewhat of a liberal in this extreme authoritarian movement.

This is the perfect sequal to last year's budding psychopath toy. Finally, a chance for every 13-year old brainwashee to show his friends how dedicated he is to crusading for the common good and preparing for this years smack-down circle jerk. 

Make sure yours isn't the last kid on the block to suckle at the fiery teat of poppa vengeance!

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