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Dunno where this was taken ... so far behind!
24 Jun

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: An atheist’s son comes home to his mom …

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Have I seriously not posted this yet? These are dramatic readings taken verbatim from comments posted at fundamentalist forums.  Whatever your faith is, these are fundy.  Er, I mean funny.

21 Jun

Marriage: The Way Grandma Used to Recommend

in Civil Rights, Religion, Video

Betty Bowers, America’s “greatest” Christian, explains the finer points of biblical marriage.

23 Jan

YouTube - Picard's response to Rick Warren

in Funny, Religion, Sci-Fi, Video

As my cuz recently pointed out, Kirk was like a hillbilly compared to Jean-Luc…

21 Jul

Sex = death by the fiery pestilence of venereal disease

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By the hammer of Thor, this has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a week!

You just can't make this stuff up!

19 Jul

Unitarian Jihad, baby!

in Funny, Religion

I seem to have missed this one from a couple years back, but it's worth sharing:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except Buddhism -- 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee) made your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people who think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation! You have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression!

... We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: "Sincerity is not enough." We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

Brother Gatling Gun of Patience notes that he's pretty sure the world is out to get him because everyone laughs when he says he is a Unitarian.

... People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Full version here.

10 Jun

Bananas - The Atheist Nightmare!!

in Funny, Religion, Video

Thank you 80's-sitcom-star-turned-lobotomized-nutjob Kirk Cameron!  Who knew the simple banana was proof of the almighty's ultimate plan for humanity!

Honestly, I think anyone who doesn't believe in the evolutionary process is in some serious self-denial.  However, abiogenesis is another story entirely and there is PLENTY of room for a healthy debate over whether a sentient, interventionist creator put the machine in motion.  But committing your freak flag to video like this doesn't do the religious movement any favors - unless the mere existence of someone with such severe mental deficiencies is itself proof against survival of the fittest.

Kinda reminds me of the peanut butter man I posted a while back: