I didn't catch this at the time, but apparently the Congress recently held a unanimous vote to institute a Cold War Victory Medal. There's just one small problem though ... the U.S. did not win the Cold War! Unless of course you buy into the Reaganites argument that they "strategically" kept amassing nukes magically "forcing" the USSR to keep up and eventually cause an economic crash. But even if your puny reptile brain can somehow buy this crap, it's still the Soviet's own twisted idiocy that lead to their crash, not some brilliant strategy on Reagan's part.

The fact is that the USSR was trying to enforce a radical economic uniformity on a population that was never involved in the decision-making and, big surprise, it rotted from within. Saying the U.S. was somehow victorious is like saying that I beat Rocky Marciano in boxing because he died before we ever got to fight. But none of that matters, because I think this is less to do with historical accuarcy than it does with a concerted effort to paint socialism as the worst evil since parking meters.

AmericaBlog rightly picked up on Condoleezza Rice’s bold-faced lie rationale for engaging in war atrocities in GWOT.

But she defended the Bush administration's actions in Iraq and challenged her critics' assertions that the Iraq war clashes with Catholic morals.

"Christians are of course on both sides of the argument about the use of force -- when it is indeed just to use force and when it is not," she said at a news conference today. "We have overthrown a dictator who brutalized his population. Sometimes you have to get rid of really, really bad regimes."

What Condi is referring to are Christian Just War principles , which are a generally agreed upon set of guidelines under which Christians may permissibly violate the tenet of Thou Shalt Not Kill. For a fuller understanding of these principles, I could refer you to the academic Theologian, Michael Walzer .

Christian Academics have used these tenets (jus ad bellum, jus in bello, jus post bello) for years to justify, for example, the killing commited during WWII, a just war if there ever was one (which is itself debatable). Unfortunately, Condi’s war doesn’t even come close.

At the risk of being wordy, I will briefly run through these 7 principles:

1) A just war can only be waged as a last resort. All non-violent options must be exhausted before the use of force can be justified.

2) A war is just only if it is waged by a legitimate authority. Even just causes cannot be served by actions taken by individuals or groups who do not constitute an authority sanctioned by whatever the society and outsiders to the society deem legitimate.

3) A just war can only be fought to redress a wrong suffered. For example, self-defense against an armed attack is always considered to be a just cause (although the justice of the cause is not sufficient--see point #4). Further, a just war can only be fought with "right" intentions: the only permissible objective of a just war is to redress the injury.

4) A war can only be just if it is fought with a reasonable chance of success. Deaths and injury incurred in a hopeless cause are not morally justifiable.

5) The ultimate goal of a just war is to re-establish peace. More specifically, the peace established after the war must be preferable to the peace that would have prevailed if the war had not been fought.

6) The violence used in the war must be proportional to the injury suffered. States are prohibited from using force not necessary to attain the limited objective of addressing the injury suffered.

7) The weapons used in war must discriminate between combatants and non-combatants. Civilians are never permissible targets of war, and every effort must be taken to avoid killing civilians. The deaths of civilians are justified only if they are unavoidable victims of a deliberate attack on a military target.

In order for a war to be considered “just” it must adhere to each of these principles. Obviously, I defy anyone to explain to me how the US-led GWOT conforms to even one. Rice of course would like to repeat the meme that Hussein somehow equals Hitler, but not only is this patently false, but also flies in the face of the first hundred or so rationales Team Chimpy used to justify the invasion before landing on the “liberation” argument.

I Blame the Patriarchy has additional thoughts on this lovely new little federal guideline that woman should regard themselves as fetus-factories pre-pregnant for the duration of their fertile lives (after which they are of course welcome to drink themselves into a stupor, sleep all day, shrivel up, and die at their leisure):

I reveal no secrets when I say that federal governments the world over are endlessly fascinated by the idea of human wombs bubbling over with fresh fetus-flesh; it’s not like there’s anything shockingly nouveau about the idea that pre-menopausal women should be universally regarded as warm chunks of incubating muscle. It’s just that when this kind of regressive crackpot misogynist bullshit is implemented as social policy, the viscera quiver involuntarily, for the icy shadow of patriarchy passeth overhead.

Because, the guidelines aver, half of all pregnancies are “unplanned,” they enjoin all women who are not hairy-chinned old crones to be prepared for pregnancy at a moment’s notice. It is incumbent on women to maintain themselves as well-oiled meat generators from the minute they hit puberty until time squeezes the last little drop of fertility from their state-owned loins. This is especially important for South Dakota girls, who never know when they might be raped and thereupon forced by the state to bring the result to term. Healthy rape-spawn at any cost, that’s the motto!

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But I hate to see the feds so et-up about unplanned pregnancies, so I have the solution. I propose that all males, upon the onset of puberty, freeze a quantity of sperm and undergo federally-guidelined vasectomies. Thereafter all pregnancies would require a sperm bank withdrawal and would necessarily be of the planned variety. Then women could return to their regularly scheduled, fully-realized, pleasantly unguidelined personhood.

Twisty is one of my favorite bloggers, though I am a bit prejudiced since she’s from Austin, easily the greatest city on this world or any other. Check out the entire post , it’s well worth the read.