24 Jun

Another Whopper from the BK Peeps!

in Ads Gone Wild, Funny

From the same ad team that brought you the homophobic hamburger.  Note the fine print - “Fill your desire for something long, juicy, and flame-grilled.  As Michael Scott would say … well, never mind.



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03 Jun

Sex With Ducks & Gay Marriage are the Same!

in Civil Rights, Funny, Video

If you haven’t yet had the pleasure of discovering Garfunkel and Oates then I truly recommend a quick romp through youtube lane.  Here they are weighing in on teh gay:

26 Jan

Star Wars Retold by Someone Who Hasn't Seen it

in Funny, Geek, Video

Ok, I’m sure this has gone viral by now, but I laughed so hard I nearly popped a spleen (or something). Enjoy!

23 Jan

YouTube - Picard's response to Rick Warren

in Funny, Religion, Sci-Fi, Video

As my cuz recently pointed out, Kirk was like a hillbilly compared to Jean-Luc…

01 Aug

20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants |

in Funny, Personal, Products, WTF?!

Big thanks for my friend Megan for this.  Ohhh, Matilda is in soooo much trouble!!

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21 Jul

Sex = death by the fiery pestilence of venereal disease

in Funny, Religion, Video

By the hammer of Thor, this has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a week!

You just can't make this stuff up!

19 Jul

Unitarian Jihad, baby!

in Funny, Religion

I seem to have missed this one from a couple years back, but it's worth sharing:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except Buddhism -- 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee) made your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people who think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation! You have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression!

... We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: "Sincerity is not enough." We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

Brother Gatling Gun of Patience notes that he's pretty sure the world is out to get him because everyone laughs when he says he is a Unitarian.

... People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Full version here.

04 Jul

Primitive DVD players

in Copyright / Copyfighting / Piracy, Funny, Video

I've been using computers as my video delivery system for so long that I've completely forgotten how obnoxious it is to use a dedicated DVD player.  But reality gave me a swift kick in the eyeballs during a recent hotel stay where I tried to play a DVD in their complimentary player only to realize that I am forced - yes, forced - to watch each and every precious moment of those fun-filled anti-piracy videos, followed by the interminable (literally 'without termination') FBI warning. 

To make matters worse, being a new dad I am wholly incapable of sustained viewing pleasure and frequently had to pause the video, only to engage the system's sleep program.  After which I was forced, once again, to watch the stupid warning.  Time. after. fricken'. time.

Anyway, positive spin is that it reminded me of this little gem from The IT Crowd: