19 Jun

Why does Murtha hate America?

Murtha tears Rove (another) new one on Meet the Press: 

He's in New Hampshire. He's making a political speech. He’s sitting in his air-conditioned office on his big, fat backside-saying stay the course. That’s not a plan! We've got to change direction. You can't sit there in the air-conditioned office and tell troops carrying seventy pounds on their backs, inside these armored vessels-hit with IED's every day-seeing their friends blown up-their buddies blown up-and he says stay the course? Easy to say that from Washington, DC. 

Why is it that the military and military families have so consistently voted Republican when the GOP clearly doesn’t give a crap about them?  They talk the talk about supporting our troops, slap on a couple of yellow bumper magnets, and spew cheap dime-store slogans like “that’s the price of freedom” while playing the rhetorical role of a country at war without any demands of personal sacrifice.  Meanwhile, it is the supposed pinko-commie liberals in congress that are the only ones I hear talking about actually helping our victims in uniform. 

Guess what soldiers … if you don’t mind losing your VA benefits, you’re fine with being paid below the poverty line, you think it’s swell to be sent off into an elective and manufactured war zone, and you have no qualms about being under-equipped at the time, then by all means – Keep Voting Republican!

19 Jun

News about US

Ever wonder what the rest ofthe world is saying about the good ol' you-ess-of-ay? I frequently keep an eye on Watching America - an English-language collection of articles about the U.S. from around the globe. Here is a sample from Iraq's Azzaman:

The reality of the current situation [in Iraq] shows that the ideological underpinnings of America's war creed are based on the control and exploitation of capital, and creating political regimes that respond to the directives of globalization …

The U.S. has abused and tortured Iraqi prisoners, killed peaceful, unarmed demonstrators, arbitrarily arrested Iraqis, detained them indefinitely without conviction and destroyed houses and towns.

Since there is no legal framework to hold them accountable for their crimes in our country, American and British occupation troops do whatever they please with impunity. This situation has put the occupiers above the law. No matter what they do, they cannot be held to account and are outside Iraqi jurisdiction.

Gosh. Dontcha hate it when journalists call it how they see it?

19 Jun

Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Duck

That’s right, I said homosexual necrophilia in the Mallard duck.

Nay, even the most intellectually downtrodden among you cannot resist the iniquitous enticement of homosexual necrophilia in the Mallard duck.

18 Jun

Some Sunday Radio Pleasure for ya?

Try googling 'Assh*le' and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.  Or you can just click here.

Enjoy the show!

17 Jun

Kim Jong Testing Giant New Schlong

North Koreans rejoiced today as Kim Jong, a man somewhat short in stature but big in dreams, unveiled the testing of his giant new cock. Reports indicate that his new winkie, rumored to be enhanced by Pat Robertson's health drinks, should be just long enough to reach the United States. Although the new peter is still in the testing phase, initial territorial pissings indicate that urine dissemination should pose a formidable challenge to undefeated schlong champion, George W. Bush.

"Do you have any idea how big my new willy is? My glorious trouser-snake is a testament to the penile superiority of the North Korean people," said a jubilant Kim Jong during the unveiling ceremony.

U.S. president George W. Bush was unavailable for comment, though a newly invigorated Karl Rove was pleased to talk to THF reporters. "No one has a bigger panty package than my friend Georgie. No one." Rove than suggested that if we did not believe him, we could call in Victor Ashe for independent corroboration.

It remains to be seen how this saga will end - will Kim Jong's newest erection harden the road towards already turgid diplomatic relations, or will it be yet another flaccid and impotent attempt to penetrate global politics? Only time will tell. As we wait for that day to come, THF pledges to bring you all the latest news and information on any growing developments in our leaders' pants.

 Do you have any idea how f**king HUGE my cock is?

Do you have any idea how f**king HUGE my man meat is?

16 Jun

Before I go...

Here's a little somethin' somethin' for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!
16 Jun

Friday Link Vomit

Lance Corporal "Daniel" intentionally fails a drug test to avoid going back to Iraq and First Lieutenant Ehran Watada details how the U.S. army is trying to silence his dissent. Meanwhile, as the death-toll hits another milestone, the San Diego Naval Medical Center is opening up a new wing to deal with the extra volume of combat wounded.

Klan members everywhere would agree, there's nothin' better than a good bonfire! Homophobic arsonists stage book burning in Chicago.

Colbert calls out Congressman Lynn Westmoreland for pushing 10 commandments legislation when he can't even name them! Just like this joker in South Carolina who is trying to ban sex toys while admitting that he doesn't know what they are.

More on the electoral security breaches in California's 50th.

Judge tells Cheney to 'go Cheney himself' and that "embarrassment is not sufficient cause for exemption" from the FOIA request.

Finally, score another one for the netroots - DoubleSpeak helps oust another D.C. bigot.

Happy weekend to all, and to all a good Friday!

16 Jun

Amnesty for Iraqi Insurgents may be Our Best Hope

This week, an aide in Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's office let slip a proposition granting Iraqi insurgents amnesty for any crimes committed against U.S. soldiers. Many on both ends of the political spectrum were quick to denounce such a move for its potential to invalidate the sacrifices made in the name of Operation Iraqi Freedom. The aide who originally leaked the story resigned yesterday, presumably at Maliki's request, although there has been no official denouncement of the program.

Over the last couple of days, the debate over amnesty has prompted a bitter partisan divide in the House and Senate with Republicans supporting it and Democrats opposing. One might think the conservative world has turned upside-down. In the same breath, Republican hawks have adamantly opposed amnesty for the light crime of illegal immigration while Specter has now been caught in the act of proposing amnesty for all previous White House and NSA felonies. With the GOP now pushing to extend amnesty to include the deliberate targeting and murder of U.S. soldiers, I have to wonder - are the Republicans being politically disingenuous and opportunistic, or are they finally beginning to see shades of grey within their tidy dichotomies?

Among the Democrats, a rather remarkable consensus has emerged that amnesty represents a dangerous and insulting conclusion to this debacle. Many among the left-wing blogosphere are understandably upset with the double-standard, and rightfully so - this policy appears to be a direct slap in the face to all who have sacrificed their lives and limbs for this elective and gratuitous war. However, it must be considered that this entire war has been in vain and the disastrous policies of this administration have long surpassed the point where we should consider it a sunk cost. With the death toll now at 2,500, there is a virtual consensus among respected international relations experts that the U.S. War on Terror has been a resounding failure and that the war in Iraq cannot be won. Under these circumstances, it is imperative that we seek to explore creative solutions with which to restore some semblance of stability to Iraq. Therefore, the seemingly ludicrous position of amnesty should not be so readily discounted.

To begin with, we must never forget that there are two countries involved in this war and we are obliged as fellow humans to consider the local perspective. There are many among the Iraqi population who regard - perhaps legitimately - the U.S. military as an occupying force with imperial ambitions. Certainly, the U.S. has done little of substance with which to counter that perception. In the course of the occupation, it is estimated that anywhere between 30,000 and 100,000 Iraqi's have lost their lives. This body count says nothing about the tertiary suffering of the millions afflicted with poverty, homelessness, starvation, lack of public utilities, and outright brutalities committed at the hands of U.S. soldiers. Were this happening in my own country, I could not say with any certainty that I myself might not pick up a gun or a bomb to defend my family.

None of this is to say that murder is justifiable, from either side, within a moral framework. However, some issues must necessarily transcend tidy dichotomies of right vs. wrong, "stay and fight" vs. "cut and run", or in this case, injustice vs. retribution. The fact is, the Bush administration committed a huge error in judgment and, three years later, we must find a way to restore stability to Iraq while offering them a reasonable hope of improving their lives in the future.

The granting of amnesty in the face of atrocity is not without precedent. Those who lived through Apartheid might recall the resounding success of Desmond Tutu's Truth and Reconciliation Commission (TRC) in helping to create a stable and peaceful environment in which to move South Africa forward into an integrated society. Those who do remember this plan also may recall that it too was extraordinarily controversial. Yet few would deny its enduring success over the alternative of traditional retributive justice.

Nevertheless, we must also consider that the TRC imposed some conditions on that amnesty. Foremost among these was that amnesty had to be requested within a specific deadline and with the caveat that the perpetrator would be required to publicly admit, in detail, every crime for which he or she sought official pardon. Likewise, a sincere repentance was expected before the proceedings could move forward. The purpose was not simply to excuse their crimes, nor was it merely to expose people to a public shaming. The intent of the TRC was to create a national narrative; to manufacture a truthful dialogue in which victims and criminals alike could experience a shared bloodletting from which an attempt to move forward cohesively could be attained.

So although it will likely put my progressive credentials in jeopardy, I caution those around me on immediately discounting amnesty as a viable path. As with the TRC, this proposal cannot be offered without conditions, and must be painstakingly constructed in a way that provides a healing path for Iraq's future. Likewise, it must be conducted with the acknowledgement that there are two parties to this atrocity, and the administration as well as individual soldiers must also do their part to share in the reconciliation. This may prove difficult indeed for a country as swollen with thick-headed pride as the United States. Yet done with wisdom and prudence, it may offer our best glimmer of hope in staunching the damage already done in this disastrous war.

16 Jun

Happy Bloomsday!!

History, Stephen said, is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake. - James Joyce