North Koreans rejoiced today as Kim Jong, a man somewhat short in stature but big in dreams, unveiled the testing of his giant new cock. Reports indicate that his new winkie, rumored to be enhanced by Pat Robertson's health drinks, should be just long enough to reach the United States. Although the new peter is still in the testing phase, initial territorial pissings indicate that urine dissemination should pose a formidable challenge to undefeated schlong champion, George W. Bush.

"Do you have any idea how big my new willy is? My glorious trouser-snake is a testament to the penile superiority of the North Korean people," said a jubilant Kim Jong during the unveiling ceremony.

U.S. president George W. Bush was unavailable for comment, though a newly invigorated Karl Rove was pleased to talk to THF reporters. "No one has a bigger panty package than my friend Georgie. No one." Rove than suggested that if we did not believe him, we could call in Victor Ashe for independent corroboration.

It remains to be seen how this saga will end - will Kim Jong's newest erection harden the road towards already turgid diplomatic relations, or will it be yet another flaccid and impotent attempt to penetrate global politics? Only time will tell. As we wait for that day to come, THF pledges to bring you all the latest news and information on any growing developments in our leaders' pants.

Do you have any idea how f**king HUGE my man meat is?