24 Aug

Conscription for the Pretend War?

From Reuters: 

A majority of Americans no longer see a link between the war in Iraq and Washington's broader anti-terrorism efforts despite President George W. Bush's insistence the two are intertwined, according to a New York Times/CBS News poll released on Tuesday. 

 Well that only took about 6 years.  Welcome back to reality ADD-land.  Of course, this article could be re-written to emphasize that nearly half of the country still believes in a fairy tell devoid of evidence spun by the notoriously dissembling Team Chimpy.  Sigh. 

Speaking of only taking about six years: 

Bush OKs involuntary Marine recall:

President Bush has authorized the U.S. Marine Corps to recall 2,500 troops to active duty because there are not enough volunteers returning for duty in Afghanistan and Iraq, Marine commanders announced Tuesday. …   Tours for recalled Marines could last 12 to 18 months, according to Marine officials.  …  Though the initial recall is for 2,500 troops, there is no cap on how many could be called up in the future. 

Garsh.  May-hap sum ree-der kin re-learn me on my mill-tary ign'rance - but this sounds awfully close to a draft.  To have been involuntarily recalled implies that they were under no obligation to return before our glorious decider made them return.  So much for the all-volunteer army.  Oh, and so much for those much ballyhooed troop reductions:

"The most significant dimension of this to me is that it says there are no longer any rosy assessments about how things are going in Iraq and Afghanistan," says retired Air Force Col. Sam Gardiner. "The call-up suggests the Pentagon envisions current troop levels in Iraq through the summer of 2008, with these guys going in the summer of 2007 for one year."

Troop strength in Iraq today is back up to 138,000, notes military analyst John Pike of globalsecurity.com, a research and consulting firm specializing in security issues. "All that happy talk earlier this year about getting below 100,000 by the end of this year now seems premature."

OMG, happy talk in Iraq premature?  Wait a sec … my head is going to explode!

23 Aug

Is Bush an Idiot?

Though I've tried to refrain from using such ad hominem attacks on this site, the title of this post merely parrots the title of the attached clip. Basically, I thought I would ease my re-entry from crushing jet-lag with Scarborough posing this age-old question. Other questions to follow are “Are puppies cute?” and “Is the sky blue?”

 


 

BTW, anyone else think Scarborough is looking a bit like Matt Perry’s ‘Chandler’ from the later-season Friends?

21 Aug

Home, sleepy home

This is me - tomorrow. Right now I can barely lift my upper lip to snarl properly. See y'all morning-ish.

15 Aug

THF Politcs Free Zone continues...

... as I am in the home stretch of my marathon tour of America: The Theme Park.  Just so you all know I haven't died, I am tossing you this lil' bone of audio-candy prank-callage.

WARNING: Go to the bathroom BEFORE you listen to this!

11 Aug

I am Taco-Bound!!

Whelp, travelling abounds once again today, this time I'm on my way to Austin, Texas - easily the bestest lil' ol' city resting anywhere on the crust of this planet (although I do hear that the magma-mud dwellers of the outer-core city of holycrapitshotica are quite lovely peeps). If anyone wants to hang, chances are I'll be at one of the following places: Trudy's (West), Magnolia's (Congress), Mothers, or the Spider House. I'll try to be morfe specific about times if I'm able (not sure where my internets are a-coming from).

Anyhoo, obviously no time to post anything of import today as I will be tackling (in a very Zen state) the security at Amarillo National Airport (where, despite calls of BS to the contrary, I HAVE been asked to remove my pants). BUT, as promised, I present you the following dose of smiles which I find strangely emblematic of DNC strategy over the last 5 years.

10 Aug

Toothpaste and Strip-Searches

What a nightmare. Obviously I’m grateful that they were caught before anyone got hurt. I’m grateful that it was the Pakistani intelligence who were on the ball with this one and not some photo-op obsessed Western agency looking to hype a bunch of boobs trying to score Al-Qa’eda swag. And I’m grateful that those idiots will be denied whatever sense of martyrdom they hoped to achieve and can be locked away where they won’t cause any more suffering.

But mostly I’m just pissed off. I’m pissed off that Team Chimpy will claim this as a victory in the War on Terror when it is really just evidence of their continued and protracted failure. I’m pissed off that the Right will try to paint this as the act of crazy extremists who “hate freedom” rather than the predictable backlash of those downwardly mobile victimized by unregulated Western neo-liberal economic imperialism.

But to be honest, I’m really just pissed off because I have to fly twice in the next week. And now, in addition to having to take off my shoes, I’ve got to make sure that I don’t have any toothpaste or hand lotion in my backpack lest I face a strip-search from the over-zealot nut jobs running TSA at the Amarillo airport (not the first time I’ve been strip-searched there, in case you were wondering). And I now have to live with an additional level of sanctimonious bullsh*t from the people who are supporting the very policies that foster this level of backlash and make the world a more dangerous place – all in the name of fighting the so-called War on Terror.

Anyway, apologies all around for the attitude – I’m sure even Gandhi sunk into melancholy once in a while. Promise my next post will be something jolly.

10 Aug

The continuing saga of my MySpace obsession

Yes, I'm somewhat of a latecomer to the MySpace community.  I signed up for an account about a year ago, but have been hassled non-stop for never actually using it.  My wife recently went to the NOW conference in Albany, and had the pleasure of rubbing elbows with Pandagon who mentioned that MySpace would be a good place to promote my blog.  So ... if you feel like you desperately need to know more about me, visit my profile!
09 Aug

Good Morning!

U.S. Senate
Connecticut U. S. Senate Democrat
CandidateVotesPercentWinner
Ned Lamont 146,58752%
Joe Lieberman 136,46848%
Precincts Reporting - 748 out of 748 - 100%

 

I'll be out for most of the day enjoying a marathon spurt of consumerism in "America: The Theme Park - Episode 7, West Texas."  I'll try to weigh in on my jubilation and cautious optimism if I get home early enough.

09 Aug

Jittery with Nedrenaline

U.S. Senate

Connecticut U. S. Senate Democrat
CandidateVotesPercentWinner
Ned Lamont 29,46356%
Joe Lieberman 22,89844%
Precincts Reporting - 126 out of 748 - 17%

Of course, this means just a little bit more than nothing, but is still nice to see.

On the lighter side of the news, Tom Tomorrow found this little gem:

 While Wonkette does a bit of accidental investigating and found out the following:

"Hello, this is Kerry Szeps, owner of 2Dog Media, LLC. We have been notified of the false statements on the front page of your website regarding our business. These statements are false and damaging. 2Dog Media, LLC has not hosted the joe2006.com website for over 3 months. When the site was hosted with us, it was on a dedicated server with unlimited bandwidth and daily server back-ups. The Lieberman Campaign was paying much more than $7 a month for this service. The campaign manager, Sean Smith, came on board and decided he would rather work with a friend of his that he had worked with in the past. Since then, our company has not been in charge of the hosting services.

Our lawyers have been notified and are requesting a number to contact the owners of Wonkette.com. Please send us this information."

What this means: Sean Smith/Lieberman ditched a (hypothetically) competent web hosting service to go with a cheap, easily crashed one owned by a buddy. Cost-cutting or cronyism, it’s still idiotic. Thankfully, they’ve switched to a reputable and family-friendly alternative.

08 Aug

Lieberman's last throes?

 It’s like when Darth Vader practically begs Luke to strike him down and complete his journey into the dark side. Lieberman has finally completed his metamorphosis into a simpering, partisan Republican hack, complete with the Rovian election bag o’ tricks including characterizing a vote for your opponent as support for Osama bin Laden:

Lieberman said that this race is about whether the Democratic Party “will accept a diversity of opinion” on national security. He defined himself as a Democrat in the mold of John F. Kennedy, Harry S Truman and Bill Clinton – that is, one with “a real socially progressive record, and strong on national security.”

He said a victory for Lamont will send a message to the country: “In the Democratic Party, there’s no room for strong-on-security Dems.” He said that would be disastrous for the Democrats. “You can’t win in this country,” he said, “unless you assure people" that you aren’t going to compromise on national security. He said he has backed the war on terror because he never forgets about the “radical Islamic terrorists who attacked us on 9/11 and want to do it again.”

So after wiffle-waffling-flippidity-floppling on his Iraq/Bush positions, suddenly he’s the only thing standing between us and the vicious brown killas? What a disgusting and pathetic disfigurement of morality this man has developed. I can’t wait to wake up to tomorrow’s headlines and watch him squirm and spin how a majority of his own constituency is actually in league with Al-Qa’eda. Of course, when you have the demonic confederacy of FOX News behind you, then you know you must be walking the path of light.

But wait, that’s not all (insert Crazy Eddie voice here), we also have a very special October Surprise – if Lamont would peel back his latex mask, he would reveal himself to be none other than Marshall, the quirky computer hacker from the hit series Alias:

“For the past 24 hours the Friends for Joe Lieberman’s website and email has been totally disrupted and disabled, we believe that this is the result of a coordinated attack by our political opponents. The campaign has notified the US Attorney and the Connecticut Chief State’s Attorney and the campaign will be filing a formal complaint reflecting our concerns. The campaign has also notified the State Attorney General Dick Blumenthal for his review.”

“We call on Ned Lamont to make an unqualified statement denouncing this kind of dirty campaign trick and to demand whoever is responsible to cease and desist immediately. Any attempt to suppress voter participation and undermine the voting process on Election Day is deplorable and has no place in our democracy.”

Hat tip to doublespeak for the screenshot link. Incidentally, the AP ran with the story without one. single. mention. of the Lamont campaign’s immediate denial:

Apparently the Lieberman campaign is pushing a story that we have coordinated an attack against their website. Not a chance. Here’s the unqualified statement Sean Smith has called for.

If Senator Lieberman’s website was indeed hacked, we had absolutely no part in it, denounce the action, and urge whoever is responsible cease and desist immediately. It is our sincerest wish that everyone planning to vote for Ned Lamont or Joe Lieberman does so today.

Connecticut has become nothing less than a partisan spectacle of dirty tricks and media complicity. If you live in Connecticut and are left with any lingering doubt as to whether this is the man you want representing you, it’s time to turn off your computer (and put some pants on, for crissakes) and go vote!

For the rest of you, FDL has promised some local liveblogging as the story develops.