15 Nov

The Borat Zeitgeist

 I saw Borat last night.  Let’s just go ahead and get that out of the way.  I was tired, I don’t own a TV (not pretentious, just too busy), and I really had know idea Borat’s schtick was all about.  But it looked silly, my brain was fried, and I was seeking some base low-brow humor to lift my spirits.  A good fart joke perhaps?  Maybe some quasi-clever double entendre? 

But I got so much more!  Yes, the film was about as low-brow as you can get.  It was offensive and childish and occasionally made me a little nauseous.  But it was also a shocking expose on modern Americana the likes of which ought to send all of us into a panic.  The foul emanations that this comic genius is able to solicit from people in “polite” society is an accomplishment on its own.  But for these people to betray a complete lack of shame in signing the consent form is just mind-boggling.  If you live in a liberal city, or if you simply live – as I do – in an academic bubble, I highly recommend you go out and get a good look at what’s going on in your neighbors’ heads.

15 Nov

Another House pickup in CT

 Did somebody leave the good news faucet on last night? 

A roller-coaster recount that uncovered vote-counting flaws in several Connecticut towns gave Democrat Joe Courtney a narrow victory over three-term Republican Rep. Rob Simmons on Tuesday. 

Yup … Lay ‘em down and smack ‘em yack ‘em!

14 Nov

Joe Liar-man strikes again

 What a bunghole: 

Senator Joseph I. Lieberman of Connecticut said yesterday that he will caucus with Senate Democrats in the new Congress, but he would not rule out switching to the Republican caucus if he starts to feel uncomfortable among Democrats. 

This joker is a relic of establishment Democrats.  He’s an anachronism.  He ran an election in CT against the legitimate Democratic primary winner by promising, if elected, to caucus with the Democrats.  How many votes do you think he would have gotten if he had been honest about his Republican leanings?  Well, enjoy your petty revenge Joe, because you can officially kiss your presidential ambitions goodbye. 

Oh, and did somebody say recall election?

13 Nov

Are Liberals the 'true' Conservatives?

Paul Rosenberg has written an absolutely brilliant piece over at Kos on the apparent paradox of conservative governance and why conservatives might consider giving liberalism a chance. This is an argument that I have been trying to articulate for years without success so I won’t try to summarize it, and it's far too succinctly nuanced to clip.  Just go read it for yourself.

10 Nov

32 wheel roller suit!

Yeah, this looks hella fun:

10 Nov

Bill my friend, strange things are afoot in Connecticut

 Ok, this is weird.  According to the official (government certified) final count for the Connecticut 2000 election, Phil Giordao, Joe Lieberman’s Republican opponent, received exactly 448,077 votes.  Fast forward to 2006, and according to CNN, Ned Lamont received – you guessed it, 448,077 votes.  WTF?! 

Thanks to August for finding this one.  Let’s hope it’s just a typo.  Or that it is a shocking, improbable (though possible) coincidence.  Let’s hope it’s anything besides evidence of impropriety.

10 Nov

Why does Limbaugh hate [OLD] America?

 Man, the Democratic ascendancy feels good. As Jonathan Schwarz said, “It's so nice to have the sane evil people back running a few things. Oh sane evil people, I will never take you for granted again.”

But seriously, it’s entertaining to watch the Republican party self-destructing. Republicans – Democrats too for that matter – have always been far too diverse to be reasonably expected to coalesce into a single party. The reason for this is simple – there are more than two ideas for a single issue. I know, I know … I just blew your mind. But for 12 years the GOP has been fighting to hold together a loose coalition of Libertarians, religio-fascists, neoconservative hawks, and others alongside the more centrist social / fiscal conservative majority of their voting base. Without this majority to hold them together, they are literally flying apart at the seams. Even Limbaugh has officially turned on them:

Bush has seen this before, and this is how you get out of town in two years with an approval rating that is above the thirties and maybe into the fifties or the sixties. Stem cells are another thing. The whole point here is: "We're going to do everything we can to make everybody happy. We're going to do what we can to make everybody happy." Russert said, after pointing out that the Bush 41 guys are not going to be running the war: Robert Gates as the new secretary of defense, and James Baker running this commission here, looking into what we do about Iraq. Russert's point was we're going to have hardheaded pragmatism now. The ideologues are out. No more ideology in the war on Iraq -- and of course that's not new, ladies and gentlemen.

There hasn't been any ideology in the Republican Party, any conservatism, for at least two to maybe four years. You could argue Bush was more of an ideologue in the presidential campaign of '04, but in looking at what happened yesterday, it wasn't conservatism that lost. Conservatism won when it ran as a Democrat. It won in a number of places. Republicanism lost. RINO Republicans, country club blue-blood Republicans, this nonpartisan Republican identity, that's what went down in flames.

Fact is, I agree with him to an extent (administer electric shock thereapy now please), Conservatism did not lose in this election. The modern Republican Party is no more Conservative that the Soviet Union was Communist. Both were an authoritarian collection of nutjobs who perverted the means of their own philosophy in order to justify some phantom and elusive ends. I feel sorry for all the conservatives who saw their ideology slowly twisted and distorted into something wicked and hateful throughout this administration’s open-fanged power-grab.

08 Nov

The Democractic Revolution of 2006

"Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it and to institute new Government" 

I barely slept last night. Yet for some reason, I feel … jubilant!

But seriously, this was a tremendous victory for the Democrats at a time when they sorely needed one. Considering the GOP’s rampant gerrymandering, this was not only a rout, it was a tsunami. We will likely get our first Madam Speaker, and 2006 will mark the year that a woman has been closer to the presidency than ever before. Moreover, the nation’s governorships are solidly Democratic and at this point I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see the Senate swing after the recount. I’m biting my nails for Bush’s press conference. Will he learn some humility and try to salvage his legacy, or will he use his podium and pen to petulantly obstruct progress for the next two years.

With every election, the American people take control of their government anew. And this time they sent an unambiguous message to the White House and the world that we want change. We should celebrate our victory today, we’ve more than earned it. But tomorrow we have work to do. The GOP has a plan and they will use their time between now and recess to their advantage. We must use the power of our mandate to staunch the bloodflow. And come January, if we get complacent, if we stay the course at home and abroad, we will have squandered a monumental opportunity. But if we can follow our success with prudent action, if we can spend the next two years turning it all around, then no future is too optimistic.

Yesterday was a victory for conservatives as well. Seriously. The Republican Party long ago abandoned them. They may not know it yet, but the new Democrats stand for fiscal responsibility, strong national defense, and limited government intrusion – solid conservative ideals. The Democrats have gained majorities – razor-thin perhaps – in some fairly solid red districts. The red / blue divide has always been little more than myth; most people are not that one-dimensional. But we would be deluding ourselves if we doubt there were a great many who checked the ‘Not Bush’ button this time around. Many of these people went against their better judgment and long-held beliefs in voting Democrat because they are hoping for change. Let’s be sure to stay on top of the new leadership and demand proof that they were worth the effort.