15 Jul

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14 Jul

Coulter campaign fundraiser nets a fat $0

That’s gotta hurt!

You’re a Republican running for governor, it’s the last week of the 1st quarter of election year, and a famous right-wing pundit’s in town -- gotta milk that for all it’s worth, right?

If the pundit’s Ann Coulter, maybe not.

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“We found out the hard way,” says former Beauprez for Gov campaign chief Steve Truebner, “that Ann Coulter is not a major draw for donors.”

Nary a one showed up, according to Truebner, leaving Ms. Coulter and Mrs. Beauprez -- the candidate himself was in D.C., working his day job -- to hobnob in the Paramount’s 2d-floor lobby with about a dozen earnest but penniless campaign volunteers, plus some KOA listeners who’d won free tickets to the Coulter show from the station and just happened to be in the vicinity.

Smiles were flashed, photos were taken, and cheese/crackers were eaten, just like at a real campaign event. The only things missing were the $1,000 checks.

14 Jul

Author? Fact-Checker? Editor? Printer?

Great catch from Wonkette:

Just about in the same editorial back-alley abortion with this one.

14 Jul

Breaking News: Bloggers = secret Nazi underground

Hat tip to AlterNet for catching this piece from Jason Horowitz.  In the vacuous cobwebbed depths of Horowitz’s head, the reason those vicious netroots are opposing Lieberman’s reelection is because they are all, in fact, Jew haters.  Yes, anti-Semites, every damn one of us.  Not a single day goes by that my thoughts for my people are not as dark as my Jew-hating heart.  I curse Lieberman and his horns (oh yes, they rest just beneath that thinning toupee) and his wicked faith.  In fact, after all the press left YearlyKos, I can personally verify that the lights went out, the hoods went on, and we all circle-jerked while Markos read passages from Mein Kampf.  Ahh, good times. 

And, BTW, Steven Colbert is on our side.  May our glorious Aryan nation reign supreme.

14 Jul

Lazy Friday Link Vomit

FOX News reporters shot at in Iraq.  Time to reconsider whether the Iraq quagmire is a liberal media fabrication?  In other news, Iraqi security forces are now proudly in charge of a giant sand dune. 

More on the continuing saga of America’s proud 30 year crusade against drugs and puppies. 

Ahh, a shining pantheon: Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King, Jr., and … Ken Lay??  Excuse me, I need to get a sponge.  My brains are oozeing out of my ears.

14 Jul

Plame / Wilson sue!

So Plame finally decided to go ahead and sue the people who ruined her life and made the world a more dangerous place.  I have some hopes that a civil suit will prove more apt in allowing a fair verdict to come out.  After all, civil suits are not subject to the same rules of evidence that Fitz was beholden to in bringing criminal charges.  Just look at O.J. 

Unfortunately, O.J.’s case was not wrapped up in the dirty laundry of the D.C. power elite.  I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find that her lawyers are unable to make a strong case when necessary disclosures are suddenly classified for national security.

13 Jul

I hear they served watermelon and sang a lot

Hat tip to DoubleSpeak for this little gem from the Post.

Robert C. Bobb, a D.C. official, recently attended an event for Scott Bolden. Hmm ... one pol visiting the campaign of another? Very interesting. Surely there's a story there somewhere. No? Well, the two men did happen to be black. Still no story, huh? Well, ok. How about running an article titled, "Maybe it was the free chicken ."

Pause for a moment and read that again.

Ready? Here we go.

What the ^&@!@#% were you stupid ^%&*$^*s thinking? Is the Post seriously just trying to channel Strom Thurmond? Or was this just some dim-witted blunder that managed to slip through the author, the fact-checkers, the editor, AND the printer without anyone catching the craptastic moronicy behind it?

13 Jul

GOP owns rights to dead soldiers?

After all these years of Bush/Rove using American victims as political props, the Right is suddenly frothing at the mouth over this video from the DSCC? As far as political ads go, it resides somewhere betwixt power and yawn. But every single moment is the truth – a truth that the GOP owns.

They have spent the last five years controlling all three branches of government and now they own it all. They own all the collateral damage in the Iraq war. They own the Katrina disaster. The own the fiscal irresponsibility. The own the political divisiveness and bile. And now that election time has come again, they are going to have to deal with it.

This isn’t just payback, it’s a reckoning. An awakening if you will. And all the negative campaigning in the world won’t cleanse the blood dripping from their fingers and fangs.

13 Jul

Murtha frags back

Brilliant open letter from Murtha to fellow House Dems:

  • $1.5 billion/year = 5 days in Iraq
    Radiation detectors needed at all US ports (rejected due to cost)
  • $700 million/year = 2 days in Iraq
    100% screening of all air cargo - rejected because of cost (1/4 of domestic shipping and 1/2 of international shipping is done on passenger planes)
  • $5 billion/5 years = 2-1/2 weeks in Iraq
    Cut in Medicaid in President’s FY 2007 budget
  • $15 billion/yr = 1-1/2 weeks in Iraq
    Provide health insurance to 9 million children with no health insurance
  • $3.4 billion/yr = 13 days in Iraq
    Cut in education budget in President’s FY 07 budget from FY 06 funding level (over 40 programs including drug-free schools, federal support for the arts, technology and parent-resource centers
  • $300 million = 1 day, 3 hours in Iraq
    President’s cut to EPA budget in FY 2007

Full letter on DoublsSpeak.

13 Jul

Morte de Coultergeist?

Conservatives turning on the Red State Sweetheart?

However, Neumann surmised that Coulter’s incendiary book may have played an “indirect” role in the final decision. “I think it was the book that began to unwind support among her readers,” Neumann explained.

Liberals have never liked her, and we’ve always gotten complaints [from them]. But the complaints that mattered the most were from the conservative readers,” who felt that their views were being misrepresented.

It’s about time conservatives make a return to their values – small government, fiscal responsibility, and high-brow debate. None of which seem present in Coulter’s ilk.

On a side note, I especially love this quote from the E & P article:

Coulter's syndicate, Universal Press, cleared her of plagiarism charges earlier this week.

Um … Coulter’s syndicate has no authority with which to ‘clear’ her of anything. It is what it is and Coulter did steal several passages verbatim. There is no grey area in this, nor does a company with a self-interest in clearing her lend any credibility to a vindication.

On a side-side-note, enjoy this clip of Donny Deutsch obliterating her royal vacuousness on the BIG idea, telling her there are no liberal ‘boogeymen’ and that her snipes on the 9-11 widows are shameful.