11 Jan

Send Scooter my regards

 I hate being poor:

When the trial of Vice President Cheney's former chief of staff on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice opens next week, scores of journalists are expected to throng the federal courtroom in Washington, far too many for the 100 seats set aside for the media.

But for the first time in a federal court, two of these seats will be reserved for bloggers. After two years of negotiations with judicial officials across the country, the Media Bloggers Association, a nonpartisan group with about 1,000 members working to extend the powers of the press to bloggers, has won credentials to rotate among his members. The trial of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, the highest-ranking Bush administration official to face criminal charges, could "catalyze" the association's efforts to win respect and access for bloggers in federal and state courthouses, said Robert Cox, the association's president.

If you have a lazy eye or wa-haay too much time on your hands, you may have noticed that I am a member of the Media Bloggers Association.  I’ve been sitting on the notification for this for about a week now, but among the woes of my latent expatriate obsession with U.S. Politics is that events like this are prohibitively expensive for me to participate in.  Unless some wealthy THF fan steps in with some mad moolah, I’m gonna have to sit this one out. 

Somebody explain to me why I agreed to work for karma again?  At least Earl has his lottery money.

10 Jan

Whitehouse Spokesman hails King George the W

 The latest pearl of wisdom from mouthpiece Tony Snowjob - "The President has the ability to exercise his own authority if he thinks Congress has voted the wrong way." 

Methinks Tony has just encapsulated the spirit of the Bush presidency in 19 words.  I think this statement should be permanently affixed to every document in the Bush’s bloated presidential library.

10 Jan

High-ranking Democrat to push for election reform

 Dick Durbin planning to introduce legislation for public financing of elections: 

Although the details of the legislation are still being pounded out, David Donnelly of the Public Campaign Action Fund said that Durbin's bill would probably be modeled on the Arizona and Maine laws "which are working very well." In Maine, candidates who participate in the program have to begin by demonstrating community support by "collecting a minimum number of $5 checks or money orders payable to the Maine Clean Election Fund (qualifying contributions). After a candidate begins to receive MCEA funds from the State, he or she cannot accept private contributions," according to the Maine Ethics Commission. 

This is one of those moves that progressives have been calling for since they discovered common sense.  There is perhaps no better first step in cleaning up our failed electoral system.  Consequently, there is probably no bill that has less of a chance of passing.  Nevertheless, Durbin is the highest ranking Senator to ever bring the issue to the fore, so who knows?

10 Jan

Geraldo wants to "make pizza" out of Olbermann

 National embarrassment Geraldo Rivera is at it again, this time threatening to beat up Keith Olbermann on a radio program, complete with comparing him a politically incorrect label for female genitalia.  He then stripped off all his clothes and jumped around the studio shouting "Welcome to the dollhouse, bitch!"

Ok, I made that last part up.  But personally, I still think he’s just pissed there was nothing inside Al Capone’s vault.

08 Jan

A Tale of Two Parties

 The first 100 hours of Democratic governance continues with a bid by Leahy to staunch the “culture of corruption” fostered by six years of Republican rule: 

Many Democratic Senators joined [Sen. Patrick]Leahy in reintroducing a bill creating criminal penalties for war profiteers and cheats who would exploit taxpayer-funded efforts in Iraq and elsewhere around the world.  

The War Profiteering Prevention Act of 2007 builds on earlier efforts by Leahy, who is also a senior member of the Appropriations Committee, to crack down on this type of rampant fraud and abuse.  It is similar to legislation Leahy introduced in 2003, that was subsequently passed by the Senate as part of an appropriations bill but later torpedoed by the White House and the House Republican leadership, which stripped out the Leahy provision.  

Meanwhile, in a country recently conquered and occupied by an imperial Republican Party: 

Iraq's massive oil reserves, the third-largest in the world, are about to be thrown open for large-scale exploitation by Western oil companies under a controversial law which is expected to come before the Iraqi parliament within days. 

The US government has been involved in drawing up the law, a draft of which has been seen by The Independent on Sunday. It would give big oil companies such as BP, Shell and Exxon 30-year contracts to extract Iraqi crude and allow the first large-scale operation of foreign oil interests in the country since the industry was nationalised in 1972.

Kill.  Rape.  Plunder.  Spend.   

08 Jan

Bush interrupts vacation to take a break

Deciding ain’t as quick as it yoosta be: 

CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush worked nearly three hours at his Texas ranch on Thursday to design a new U.S. policy in Iraq, then emerged to say that he and his advisers need more time to craft the plan he'll announce in the new year. 

Now, I know what you’re thinking – how could somebody work three whole hours straight and not have finished the job?  Well, in Bush’s defense, he  didn’t get started until noon and had to stop at 12:15 for his afternoon nap.  Since there was work to be done, he awoke at 1:00, but 30 minutes later Laura brought him his milk and cookies.  Eager to complete his listening and deciding duties, he rushed through his Chips Ahoy and got back to business by about 2:00, but Barbara called a few minutes later to make sure he brushed his teeth.  He had not.  Normally, this only takes Georgie about 25 minutes, but somebody in the Secret Service had misplaced his lucky Snoopy Toothbrush and had to run out to the 7-11 for a new one.  While there, they were delayed further when it became apparent that the proprietor was one of them Aye-rabs and needed debriefing.  Our intrepid leader put his nose back to the grindstone at 2:50, but had to stop a few minutes later for his 3:00 tee-off.  So really, the guy only worked about 45 minutes and, c’mon – who could be expected to clean up a mess like Iraq in less than an hour? 

I say, heckuva job Bushie!

08 Jan

US to violate privacy of UK Travellers

If only Blair had pushed his nose in a few centimeters further: 

Millions of Britons who visit the United States are to have their fingerprints stored on the FBI database alongside those of criminals, in a move that has outraged civil rights groups. 

 The Observer has established that under new plans to combat terrorism, the US government will demand that visitors have all 10 fingers scanned when they enter the country. The information will be shared with intelligence agencies, including the FBI, with no restrictions on their international use.

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Britons already have their credit card details and email accounts inspected by the American authorities following a deal between the EU and the Department of Homeland Security. Now passengers face having all their credit card transactions traced when using one to book a flight. And travellers giving an email address to an airline will be open to having all messages they send and receive from that address scrutinised. 

Crikey!

Oh, and BTW, looks like the entire process is pretty well useless at catching actual terrorists: 

A recent report by the civil liberties group Statewatch highlighted a Japanese study that tested 15 biometric systems and found 11 of them failed to detect 'false' fingerprints were being used in the form of a latex strip covering a person's fingers. 

But hey, why not further bankrupt our grandchildren, bankrupt our morality, and overload law enforcement with useless clutter – there’s a war going on!

23 Dec

Happy Holidays from THF!

Posting will be sporadic between now and the new year while I am in training for this year's Festivus Feats of Strength! In the meantime, whoever you are and however you choose to celebrate, may this holiday season be a time of tranquility and fulfillment - an island of recharge and renewal for the trials and triumphs awaiting 2007.


19 Dec

Newsweek suppresses Hillary / McCain poll

 Well this certainly seems like news: 

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton beats John McCain and ties Rudolph Giuliani in a new Newsweek national poll, a stunning counterpoint to recent surveys showing the former first lady trailing the GOP's dueling presidential frontrunners.

The poll, taken earlier this month, shows Clinton besting McCain 50 to 43 percent among 1,000 registered voters nationwide. It also showed her in a dead heat with McCain among independents, a group that has proven stubbornly resistant to her centrist message. 

Except that it wasn’t.  At least not for Newsweek who suppressed this particular finding from their own polling!  I get that the media love McCain, but they seem to be the only ones these days.