Fun with Google cache. I found this from an old Campus Progress contest I entered, “Name it like it’s 1984” from back in February. Here are a few of my favorites:

The Freedom Wall Initiative (Winner)
What it does: Closes all US borders, and erects forty foot high electric fences

The Safety in Mining Initiative
What it does: Establish a secure bunker facility and top secret staff for mining internet data received from google, yahoo, aol etc.

The Faith-Based Energy Initiative
What it does: Gives tax breaks to oil companies and prays for the best

It's like they had an inside look into Team Chimpy's Playbook!

UPDATE:

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