Fun with Google cache. I found this [1] from an old Campus Progress contest I entered, “Name it like it’s 1984†from back in February. Here are a few of my favorites:
The Freedom Wall Initiative (Winner)
What it does: Closes all US borders, and erects forty foot high electric fences
The Safety in Mining Initiative
What it does: Establish a secure bunker facility and top secret staff for mining internet data received from google, yahoo, aol etc.
The Faith-Based Energy Initiative
What it does: Gives tax breaks to oil companies and prays for the best
It's like they had an inside look into Team Chimpy's Playbook!
UPDATE:
Permalink here [2].ÂÂ
Links:
[1] http://66.249.93.104/search?q=cache:sBJOAWiQPSAJ:www.campusprogress.org/features/731/were-gonna-name-it-like-its-1984-contest+jason+daverth&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&client=firefox-a
[2] http://campusprogress.org/features/731/were-gonna-name-it-like-its-1984-contest
[3] http://www.addtoany.com/share_save?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthehindsightfactor.com%2Fahh_memory_lane&linkname=Ahh%2C%20memory%20lane