Pedophile: pe·do·phile, noun, one who blogs.

John McCain has declared war on the blogosphere by introducing legislation to fine bloggers up to $300,000 per incident for comment violations. And just what are we talking about here, political libel? Enemy comfort and aid? Nope. It’s so that we can finally tear down the single greatest haven for pedophiles and sex offenders in human history. Seriously. Sometimes I can’t even find any actual stories on Daily Kos it is so crowded with sexy pictures of 11 year old boys. In fact, if I do my job right, most of you are probably unaware that I wake up every day at 3:30AM so that I can erase all the child pornography from this site before the work crowd logs on. Yes, we bloggers love teh kiddy porn.

Of course, McCain has offered no evidence whatsoever that anyone, anywhere is being sexually victimized by a blog. He has, however, offered further evidence that he is batsh*t crazy!