I nearly wet myself!

24 May
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This is hysterical. Apparently, Pat Robertson is claiming that, thanks to his age-defying health drinks, he can leg press over 2,000 pounds. He's not being figurative, as in, "I can leg press a ton" but literally says he can press 2,000 pounds.

Clay Travis notes: "That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra's capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst."

Whereas Bob Harris muses, "I'd really, really like to see Pat Robertson strapped to a table somewhere, with 2000 pounds being slowly lowered down on top of him. This would be Pat's big chance to show us just how fantastic his drink-powered leg presses really are."

Maybe God gave him the strength?

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