Second most powerful man in Al-Qu’eda or just another dude in an Egyptian prison.  Seriously, do we even bother to fact-check bin Laden these days? 

Ahh, the ever-classic American pastime.  Cozying up by the fire with your partner and perusing a good book on how to spot those evil japs in a crowd. 

Wha-fa?

Yes, to all my Texas brethren I implore - Let Kinky be Kinky! 

Twin defeats for rationality and progress.  Georgia I expected, but New York?  I mean, everybody knows it’s just a cesspool of degenerates, right? 

So much for the GOP meme that America doesn’t want an angry president (i.e. Dean’s scream heard ‘round the world). 

Way to go Larry, but that’s not exactly how it went now, is it.  Didn’t want to embarrass the buffoon in front of his partner?