17 Sep

Homeland Security to open domestic spying office

in Civil Rights, Surveillance Society, TSA / Homeland Security

Without any congressional input, the executive branch has begun structuring a department to conduct domestic surveillance spying.  With a moniker that would make Orwell blush, the National Applications Office will have virtually unfettered access to classified intelligence data, including the ability to access inch-level spy-vs-you satellite detail to observe the citizens of the United States.  Snipped from their own website (emphasis added):

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) National Applications Office (NAO) is the executive agent to facilitate the use of intelligence community technological assets for civil, homeland security and law enforcement purposes within the United States.  The office will begin initial operation by fall 2007 and will build on the long-standing work of the Civil Applications Committee, which was created in 1974 to facilitate the use of the capabilities of the intelligence community for civil, non-defense uses in the United States.

Despite opposition from both Democrats and Republicans on the committee that the program violates the Posse Comitatus Act, the Assistant Secretary for Intelligence & Analysis continued to assert that legal and civil rights oversight concerns were misplaced.  And rightly so, I mean honestly, who wouldn't trust such a forthright bunch?  Are these tactics part of the instruction they get when getting a homeland security degree?  Seriously ...

The committee has issued a request to Cherthoff to suspend the program until such time that congress can discuss it.  Though, since this project comes directly from executive loins, I don't see Cherthoff taking any action to intervene.

Hat tip to Granny Doc - I don't know how the hell the rest of us haven't heard about this yet!

17 Sep

Police bust up protest lead by 5-inch figurines

Anime fans in Singapore, angered by a recent Internet clampdown on downloading anime, staged a protest using 5-inch figurines.  The Singapore police responded by sending four riot vans.

Words.  Fail.  Me.

15 Sep

Leave Britney Alone!!

Ok, I assume this girl person is putting on some kind of performance piece, in which case she they are an emerging comic genius. 'Course, if she's they're really a friend of Britney Spears, then I'm a big turd for making fun of her!

10 Sep

Crap, I'm going to be somebody's father!

 Yes, 'tis true, 'tis true.  In just 17 short weeks, give or take, a tiny, wet human will emerge from the soupy mixture of genetic material recently donated by yours truly and my partner, who is now plump and glowing and amazing.  At the apex of our second trimester, things are progressing quickly.  'Twas only a handful of weeks ago that the baby looking something like this:

Baby - 12 weeks - with labels

 Baby postcard copy Baby - 12 weeks - 2 with bottle

At a comfy 22 weeks, our baby is now nearly a foot long and proudly showing off her/his (we'll know when they're born and not a day sooner) tiny little spine, hands and feet plus a stunning ribcage protecting a whole host of blobby, grainy lines that we're told are organs.  Oh, and not to mention a big ol' heartbeat of around 140 beats per minute to go along with a round-the-clock penchant for doing the Lambada.  And that's the forbidden dance!

Needless to say, this has been not only a surreal and often terrifying experience, it has also been highly educational.  I now know more than I ever really wanted to know about the esoteric science of cloth diapers.  And of course, the politics of childbirth.  For example:

In the US, just 8% of births use midwives, yet midwives attend 90 percent of normal births in Germany and virtually all normal births in Denmark and France. There is a whole feminist view of the denial of women's autonomy involved in the history of shifting power over births in the US from a female-dominated widwife profession to a male-dominated obstretrician hierarchy, but along with the overall medicalization of birth, the changes also are part and parcel of the ridiculous costs of the US health care system. As Marsden Wagner, former director of Women's and Children's Health for the World Health Organization, recently wrote:

Midwifery is far cheaper than obstetrics for two reasons. On average, obstetricians take home a net income in the neighborhood of $200,000 a year, whereas midwives earn about one-quarter of that. Equally important, the cost of the obstetric interventions, such as induction and C-section, performed unnecessarily can easily be cut in half by having midwives, rather than obstetricians, assist at normal births.

As opposed to much of Europe, including the UK, midwifery in Ireland is still outside the norm alongside the pervasive myth that pregnancy is a form of illness best treated by physicians.  Fortunately, the state now provides access to an excellent team of experienced midwives if you're fortunate enough to live within their limited service area (we do) and have the foresight to book in at the moment of conception (which we did).  So mark your calendars for January 9th my friends and, if you're feeling particularly jubilant, why not drop the site a donation so I don't have to choose between diapers and blogging?  My unborn child will thank you for it!

Yeah, that's right ... I'm pimping my first-born to solicit donations.  Sue me!

03 Sep

Another innocent shopper arrested for refusing to show their receipt

This raised my ire a bit last week, but in the grand scheme of things, there seemed more worthy issues to discuss than some poor lady who was unlawfully detained and verbally abused by TigerDirect.  Yet, with yet another incident occurring within the same week - this time at a Circuit City in Ohio, I can hold my tongue no longer.  Like shoes at the airport, the increasingly common practice of public retail outlets demanding receipts at the door is a pet annoyance of mine.

 Of course, anyone who shops at one of the so-called 'wholesale' outlets has long been accustomed to the practice.  After all, such warehouses are members-only and, as part of your membership, you explicitly and contractually agree to this kind of treatment.  I have made no such agreements with Best Buy, CompUSA, TigerDirect, or any other public retail outlet and on that basis routinely decline to show my receipt at the exit.

There is an interesting discussion happening on this right now over at BoingBoing.  People seem to be coming down on both sides of the issue, including an attorney who seems to feel that stores have the right to ask.  On this, I am not in dispute - anyone has the right to guard against loss.  But in no way does this right extend to the power of arrest.  As far as I - and I believe the law - is concerned, the moment you exchange money for goods, those goods legally belong to you and your business has concluded.  Just because some corporate automaton in a cheap security costume asks to see your receipt does not mean that you are under even the slightest legal obligation to do so.  If they have reasonable suspicion that you have shoplifted, then they are welcome to contact the authorities.

In the larger sense, the reason such outlets are resorting to these methods is a side-effect of a much larger problem in corporate America.  As someone who worked many formative years in retail, I can attest first-hand that large retail outlets train employees on the principle that the only defense against shoplifting is good customer service.  It's hard to shove an ipod down your pants when there are employees everywhere trying to make themselves helpful.  But given the ubiquitous crisis that CEO's might make a few million less than their golf buddies, such chains are chronically understaffed.  Which increases shoplifting.  Which is why we all have to deal with this nonsense.

Surely I'm not the only one annoyed by this new trend.  So how 'bout it?  Stop acting like a sheep and start exercising your legal right to decline.  There is no reason to be anything but polite about it - trust me, the dude making 8 bucks and hour is not really going to care unless you get rude with him.  But be firm.  Explain your position and keep right on walking.  And don't sweat it - they know that putting their hands on you is against the law and 99.9% of the time have already been instructed by management not to interfere.  If you're really concerned, try carrying one of these in your wallet:

To the General Manager:

I have handed this paper to your security employee who has requested to see my receipt following a purchase, a request I politely refused. I recognize that this employee is doing the job you have assigned, and this should not be seen as an indication that this person has done anything but a fine job.

However, I am insulted by your practice of treating every customer as a potential thief. Note that this lack of goodwill results not only in my future choice of other, more customer-oriented stores over your own, it also results in significant negative word-of-mouth advertising regarding my shopping experience. Consider that you will have to spend substantial amounts of revenue in advertising for new customers with each customer you lose to this charade.

I sincerely hope you will reconsider your policy of checking receipts at the door. I recognize that shoplifting and other forms of loss are a challenge to retail establishments, and I encourage you to take measures?including increasing the number and training of sales associates?to reduce loss. Insulting your customers is the wrong approach.

31 Aug

Today in Link Vomit

With George Bush's warmongering creeping into it's sixth seventh year, college freshman this fall will have been in a state of war since the seventh grade!  Is it any coincidence that young voters are leaving the Republican party faster than Iraqi refugees?

The ACLU is suing the Drug Enforcement Agency for robbing a trucker at gunpoint.

A US military plane carrying four members of congress was forced to take evasive maneuvers after being fired upon over Baghdad.  How's that ol' green zone workin' out?

Health and Human Services whitewashed their PSA on breastfeeding after coming under fire from the formula lobby.  When did scientific facts get put up for sale?

Wesley Clark reveals that the administration had formalized plans to go to war with Iraq by September 20, 2001.  Didn't this man run for president?  Why are we just hearing this now?

Bill Maher warns that US plans to stage a coup d'etat in 'democratic' Iraq is just another scheme to keep troops there indefinitely. 

Have I mentioned, Way to go Iowa!!!

And finally, with a frothing lunatic (who happens to be president) not-at-all-subtly hinting at an imminent invasion of Iran, Anthony Cordesman of the Center for Strategic & International Studies outlines the potential avenues of Iranian retaliation.  Short version - prepare to be hit back, and hit back hard!

29 Aug

Jack Handy ahead of his time?

I hope in the future Americans are thought of as warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot.

- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

Well, not quite yet, when the GOP frontrunner is trying to out-Bush King George, perhaps it's not as far away as we think.

29 Aug

Bloggers will eat your brains!

Jill at Femeniste responds to Michael Skube's recent paranoid delusion op-ed in the LA Times:

Take a deep breath and repeat after me: Bloggers do not want your job.

You seem to be under the impression that bloggers want to do away with the journalistic establishment, and that we want to replace it with an internet free-for-all. That may be what the right-wing, Fox-worshipping dingbats over at Instapundit or TownHall are fighting for, but for the most part, progressive bloggers don?t want to see the end of CNN or the New York Times or Newsweek. We just want you to do your job.

I think anyone who actually takes the time to explore the blogosphere earnestly knows that very few among us have journalistic aspirations.  Sure, we all do our fair share of fact-checking, some of us even taking the time to source a few stories.  But mostly, the only threat bloggers pose to journalists is in pointing out what we see as the most undesirable aspects of bias and dishonesty.  If others judge our arguments to be persuasive, why should that result in anything but an opportunity for journalists to remain true to impassioned discourse?

The work that journalists do is tough and tedious.  Besides the years of training it takes to master how to flesh out a story is bested only by tight and competitive deadlines made impossible by the endless fact-checking of minutia.  Personally, I applaud anyone dedicated enough to get the job done at all. 

That being said, journalism has traditionally been a unidirectional source of information.  The sheer size and distribution of the blogosphere means simply that the conversation has now become bilateral.  As consumers of their service, we have a right to demand the best possible for our money and time.  I would expect no less from the company who provides my webhosting - but that does not mean I want to take over their job!

28 Aug

They have a flag? Bloody clever!

So the Russians have taken a submersible down beneath the North Pole and, oh yes ... planted a flag! 

 So does this mean that the US owns the moon now?

28 Aug

History does not erase mistakes

McCain was out whoring for the administration again on the Sunday talk shows last week, this time in defense of its chief architect:

Senator John McCain of Arizona, a Republican presidential candidate who  followed Mr. Rove on "Face the Nation," said that history would decide whether Mr. Rove had been "good or bad for American politics," and that the assessment would depend largely on the outcome of the Iraq war.

I have to say that I'm getting a bit tired of the meme that somehow the executive and GOP's reputation in history will be intertwined with the Iraq war.  Sure, the horrible mismanagement of this conflict will haunt them throughout the foreseeable future, but the converse is simply not true.  If the American-installed Iraqi government somehow manages to stabilize over the next generation or two, it will not be because of, but in spite of the administration's role in its inception. 

If I set fire to my neighbors house and, after 20 years of homelessness while she battles her insurance company she manages to rebuild even better than before, does that mean she now owes me a favor??