Speaking of the dark side, welcome to ShockTheMan.com:

For the next three months I will be wearing a dog obedience shock collar around my neck. During this period you have the choice to shock me or prevent a shock from occurring. There are four levels of intensity to choose from, each progressively more painful. The price is represented by the Intensity level, $1-4. This is about dog karma. I used this on my dog and after testing it on myself, I realize this #%$^ hurts. So now it's my time, shock the man or save him.

You can shock me / prevent a shock from occurring anytime of the day. If you do not see me on webcam, I will record the action and post it in a video podcast at the end of the day.

In a word – Awesome!