While I normally refrain from the national obsession over vacuous heiresses (with the occasional exception [1]), I’m feeling particularly saucy today and with all the world peace and free cotton candy for all, there really isn’t much else newsworthy. So, in honor of Paris’s release, I give you a double-ring Freaks and Geeks Par-escapade. Let us begin our trail of oddities with the soon-to-be-unemployed mainstream journalist who dared shred the princess diaries:
If you will now join me stage right, we have the postmodern delight of the single greatest resignation in media history:Â
And finally, if you direct your attention to the center stage, we bring you an exclusive sneak preview of Paris’s interview with Larry King:Â
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Links:
[1] http://thehindsightfactor.com/paris_hilton_is_our_generations_florence_foster_jenkins
[2] http://www.addtoany.com/share_save?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthehindsightfactor.com%2Fshhh_quiet_the_princess_has_something_to_say&linkname=Shhh%2C%20quiet%21%20%20The%20Princess%20has%20something%20to%20say%21