I'm not dead Link Vomit

Contrary to popular belief, I am neither deceased nor have I been abducted by shifty government spooks and taken to gitmo for all the subversive crap I put on this ol’ website. The truth is that I am being held hostage by four energetic children, an incapacitated partner, and three new foster kittens, each of which require about three and a half hands and 28 hours of awake-time per day. So I barely have enough time to breathe much less blog.

I have, however, been meaning to produce pithy comments on the following:

Clinton’s fabby smack-down [1] of Chris Wallace, Fox News, and the rest of moronic America who have been trying to rewrite history. This is a model [2] of how modern Democrats need to use little things called “facts [3]” to combat the revisionist hacks who have been telling lies for so long they have already begun to believe their own filth.

The Prince of Darkness’s promised October Surprise [4] (hey, surprise! You lose!)

The latest farce of bin Laden death rumors [5]. How truly beautiful it would be if this supposedly larger-than-life scumbag were to die in bed rather than some tragic suicide run where others had to suffer. Likewise, I would love to see a completely impotent Cowboy Bush fall flat on his promise to get ‘im and instead half-ass chase the guy around the desert until he finally dies of natural causes.

Brilliant suggestion [6] on how to keep the increasingly inept TSA/Airline handlers from misplacing your luggage.

Fun little doo-dads of presidential doodles [7].

Terrorist bloopers [8].

And the really obvious [9] truth that BushCo have single-handedly [10] increased terrorism and terrorists around the world. Way to go [11]!

Oh, and bonus - pabre, triste Katherine [12], who gosh-darnit really, really believed that helping the GOP steal an election would actually qualify her for a reach-around. Sorry!

So … since I don’t have time to elucidate my opinion on the latest nail-biters on season 5 of my favorite reality TV show, The White House, I invite you to read these links yourself and just simply try to imagine what brilliant commentary I could have written.

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