Funny
Best Oscars 2010 Quote Evuh!
From August:
I went to bed early … Did the movie about how good white people are at helping black people win, or did the movie about how good white people are at helping blue people win?
Women, Know Your Limits
Almost missed this piece from the National Journal – a profile of Jan Larimer, the GOP’s kinder, gentler face for recruiting more women to the privileged white male party:
Larimer has spearheaded the party's efforts to recruit and train more women candidates. And based on the GOP's efforts this year, the party needs the help … "We're working with the women in Congress ... to empower the women in their states to get involved and to participate," Larimer told Hotline OnCall in an interview at the party's annual Winter meeting in Honolulu.
"Women sometimes need a little more handholding, or they need their friends to help them make a decision. And by our going in and talking to them and recruiting and educating and training them to either get involved in a campaign or become a candidate, we're giving them the tools so that they can do that on their own," Larimer added.
Lest there be any confusion, this isn;t some low-level PR lackey - this is the RNC co-chair! Off the record, Larimer later noted that the GOP is far more gender-evolved today than ever before. Women can wear trousers, drive cars, and even decide for themselves when they should have dinner on the table.
John Stewart’s Global Dark-ocalypse and the Tea Party’s Intellectual Divide
Ali A. Rizvi has an excellent piece up at THP on the anti-intellectual faction that seems to be dominating the Teabaggers.
By painting educated, well-earning, science-embracing, articulate, introspective, intellectual citizens as un-American, the Republican party has built an entire base made up of those who not only don't possess these attributes, but enthusiastically abhor those who do. Not only are these factions now split along lines of educational achievement, socioeconomic status, and cultural and religious values, but most significantly, along an "intellectual divide".
The entire article is worth a read. This is something that’s been increasingly irking me for the last decade. I mean, it’s one thing to be ignorant – a state of being with which I am more than a little familiar. But it’s another thing entirely to wear that ignorance like a badge of honor. I mean, these are the kids that sat in the back of class throwing spitballs at each other and now they’re on the precipice of public office.
The latest inanity, of course, comes from FOXNews wingnuts gleefully pointing to a snowstorm as somehow debunking mountains of data showing a steady rise in global mean temperatures. Because, you know … it’s snowing. And, er , it can’t snow when it’s, ya know, warming out.
On a totally unrelated note, I ate eggs this morning. That means that I will eat eggs every morning. And THAT means that EVERYONE will too. Mu-ha-ahahah!!!
Oh, an for my dear friends outside the United States, check out this link to find out how to view the above clip.
Funny or Die: Girl Gets Answer Very Wrong - or very very right depending on how racist you are
Saudi's Reject Pakistani Diplomat Whose Name Translates to 'Biggest Dick'
Pears grown in the shape of the Buddha
I know that desire is the root of all suffering, but next life as a dung beetle be damned - Siddhartha looks tasty!!

Another Whopper from the BK Peeps!
From the same ad team that brought you the homophobic hamburger. Note the fine print - “Fill your desire for something long, juicy, and flame-grilled. As Michael Scott would say … well, never mind.
Seriously?!
Sex With Ducks & Gay Marriage are the Same!
If you haven’t yet had the pleasure of discovering Garfunkel and Oates then I truly recommend a quick romp through youtube lane. Here they are weighing in on teh gay:
Star Wars Retold by Someone Who Hasn't Seen it
Ok, I’m sure this has gone viral by now, but I laughed so hard I nearly popped a spleen (or something). Enjoy!





