Christian Fundamentalist objects to Yoga in schools

Best. &*#^! Story. Ever! [1]

A school program to fight childhood obesity that includes yoga is drawing complaints from some Christian parents in the Quesnel area in B.C.'s Cariboo region.

They say yoga is a religion, and shouldn't be taught in public schools.

Chelsea Brears, who has two children in the school system, said her son was asked to do different poses and "to put his hands together."

Brears, a Christian, said she doesn't want her children exposed to another religion during class time.

"It's not fair to take prayer out, and yet they're allowing yoga, which is religion, in our schools."

Local rancher Audrey Cummings doesn't believe Christian children should be doing yoga at all.

"There's God and there's the devil, and the devil's not a gentleman. If you give him any kind of an opening, he will take that."

No the devil is no gentleman. In fact, I have personally witnessed the Dark Lord refusing to ceded his bus seat to a little old lady while smoking a joint and sodomizing an underaged prostitute. It was an ugly experience I do not care to repeat.

For the record, Brears also objects to the school cafeteria serving spaghetti [2]. Oh, and thinks these guys [3] are really super smart.