When does four years of underage drinking get you a cushy senior advisor position on a major global pandemic?
When you're the spawn [1] of the prince of darkness, that's when.
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Links:
[1] http://simbaud.blogspot.com/2006/05/jenna-alas-had-other-priorities.html
[2] http://www.addtoany.com/share_save?linkurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthehindsightfactor.com%2Fjenna_bush_hearts_aids&linkname=Jenna%20Bush%20on%20AIDS