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13 Jun

Movie Monday – Joe Nicolosi’s Mario reconciles Nintendo’s epic franchise with a health dose of ‘reality’

in Entertainment, Funny, Movie Monday, Video

A bit of a lighter fare for this Monday.  Running just a touch over 2 minutes, this preview-style short produced for SXSW (miss you tons, Austin!!) Nicolosi seeks to reconcile reality and the Nintendo classic in what is, imho, the only possible way – by casting Mario as a mushroom-gulping plumber-cum-clubber battling obsession with stalking rescuing his ex-girlfriend from her new beau.  Featuring star-branded MDMA, talking turtles, and original 8-bit music samples, I can’t imagine a better way to start your week!

h/t Geekologie

03 Jun

Funny Friday – A little STD humor for all you crazy English majors!

in Funny, Funny Friday, Healthcare

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Thanks, as always, to Cyanide & Happiness for the chucks! 

01 Jun

Wednesday Wish List – The Geekiest Corn Holder in the Multiverse!

in Food, Funny, Geek, Inventions, Products, Sci-Fi, Wednesday Wish List

Tired of eating corn like all the other straights?  So was Shed Simove until he came up with Cornobi!  Now when you’re eating lunch by yourself, the cool kids will be too busy laughing to notice the corn stuck in your teeth!

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I couldn't find one of these badboys for sale on his website, but head on over anyways for some other fun yum-yums.  Until they are back in stock, you can at least enjoy the demonstration video!

11 Jan

Your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse

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Er … how exactly can or would I use my sleeping 3 year old daughter to stop the reanimated minions?  Damnit!  Why couldn’t I be snuggled up against Simon Pegg right now??

What’s your weapon of choice?

via geekology